Respond, If You Please

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About the Show

Hosted by comedian Lito Cortez, Respond, If You Please is part of the Corpus Christi Originals Network and blends humor, curiosity, and thought-provoking conversation. From everyday absurdities to big questions about faith, the universe, and the human experience, Lito keeps listeners laughing while inviting them to slow down, reflect, and engage with life’s mysteries. It’s a show for anyone who loves sharp wit, relatable storytelling, and exploring the unknown with a smile.

Meet our Hosts

Lito Cortez

Comedian • Storyteller • Coast-Bend Native Lito Cortez brings the laughs with heart. Born and raised in the Coastal Bend, Lito has spent years mastering the art of comedic storytelling — shining a light on everyday absurdities, local culture, faith, and those big existential questions we all ask. With sharp wit, relatable experiences, and fearless humor, Lito guides listeners through the unexpected and the profound, inviting them to think, laugh, and maybe even see the world a little differently. As host of Respond, If You Please under the Corpus Christi Originals network, Lito blends casual banter with thoughtful inquiry: whether he’s asking “Hey God… respond if you please” or “Hey universe… we’re listening,” you’re in for a ride that doesn’t just scratch the surface — it digs in with humor, curiosity, and connection.